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An Error of Comedies (with apologies to Will Shakespeare)

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 My Christmas album is still banned!  And the reason is has been banned is that the spoken word is now banned on Spotify in the U.S.A. (how will they talk to each other? ) I'll attempt to explain it but it won't be easy. Are you strapped in and ready to go? It would seem that there is anticipated litigation in the U.S.A as a result of Spotify tracks using the spoken word. It would seem that Spotify has said (presumably in Swedish before the spoken word ban - as they are a Swedish company - did you know that?) they are not responsible. The blame should go to the distributors. My distributor, Tunecore then said "Hang on" (as they didn't have a word ban at that time) "in that case no track with the spoken word will be sent to Spotify in the U.S.A". GENIUS!! But then they  asked themselves "How do we know the tracks with spoken words?" And somebody else suggested COMEDY as a lot of the naughty comedians who use swear words do comedy. And so it was ...

My Christmas Album is Banned in the U.S.A.

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What a great Christmas I'm having. My new Christmas album "We Need Another Christmas Song?" is being played worldwide - apart from in the United States - there it has been banned! Really!!! No-one in the United States can play my album on Spotify. I'm still trying to find out if it can be played on Apple or as a TikTok 1 minute sound, but with a bit of luck some of my followers on TikTok might be able to bring me up to date (I have 532K followers on TikTok so one of them might help me out.) It has been suggested that the album cover is too horrific for the average American Spotify listener. If you look at it here you'll probably agree! Have you ever seen anything so frightening And just take a look at Ian in this photo At the age of 75 going on 76 (now that might make a great title for a song someday!) viewed by most of his TikTok followers as one of the most wholesome - if not the most wholesome of creators and performers - he does look a bit shifty! Ian Rae - a ...